Weeknight Parties for Ladies

I went to a jewelry party last night.  I don't think I have been to a direct marketing party for 20 years.  I guess there are still Tupperware parties, but I have learned that there are many other type "parties" out there.... from Botox to taser guns.  Last night's presenter had us try on and model the jewelry, if it were the taser guns would we have to play victim and attacker?  

Last night I learned that I should not leave the house with less than 6 pieces of jewelry.  I guess that's why they look at me so strange at Home Depot and the grocery store .... I've been drastically under-accessorized !   I'm going to make an effort to update and increase the number of baubles I wear.